How To: Make a shocking, farting booby-trapped briefcase

If you like your privacy, you probably hate snoopy people, and when it comes to your briefcase, you don't want anyone's paws on it besides your own. To keep their hands off your precious belongings, you need to take some drastic measures…

Kipkay is at it again. This booby-trapped briefcase is perfect for keeping those pests away, and when we say "pests," we mean "pests". The main component of this booby-trap is a tennis racket-shaped insect zapper, full of 1500 volts! Also, you'll need a Fart Machine. Some well planned shocking farts should stop those thieves!